Malört H3 Secret Item Bundle (With a shirt, a tin mug and a mystery item!)
Pick 1 Malört H3 T-Shirt, 1 Malört H3 Tin Mug and 1 Malört H3 Super Secret Tumbler and save money!
What is the Super Secret Tumbler? We can’t show you (but if you squint real hard, take a shot or two of the unusual liquid, you may just be able to see it). Many hash designs tiptoe up to the line of copyright. This one, well… let’s just say only 25 of these tumblers will ever be sold. Ever. After they’re sold, that’s it. No more will be sold, this listing will be deleted and the whole thing will never be spoken of again. We will say it took Black Snake 3 days of videoing a certain bottle from multiple angles, then taking that video into Photoshop and hitting copy/paste over 8,000 times to make this design. Like all things limited edition, this one costs a bit more, but we know it is worth it.
Oh, and please be a groovy hasher and only order one bundle. We can’t set limits on how many items a person can buy, only how many will be made available. So if you order more than one, your order will be cancelled, your money will be refunded and you will not be able to purchase this awesome secret item at all.
Our shipping method charges the same price if we ship you a bag of air or 20 pounds of dirt and we can fit three things into the bag, so we’ve made this bundle for you to choose your own and save some cash.
P.S. No, we will not mail you 20 pounds of dirt. Get your own.
Pick 1 Malört H3 T-Shirt, 1 Malört H3 Tin Mug and 1 Malört H3 Super Secret Tumbler and save money!
What is the Super Secret Tumbler? We can’t show you (but if you squint real hard, take a shot or two of the unusual liquid, you may just be able to see it). Many hash designs tiptoe up to the line of copyright. This one, well… let’s just say only 25 of these tumblers will ever be sold. Ever. After they’re sold, that’s it. No more will be sold, this listing will be deleted and the whole thing will never be spoken of again. We will say it took Black Snake 3 days of videoing a certain bottle from multiple angles, then taking that video into Photoshop and hitting copy/paste over 8,000 times to make this design. Like all things limited edition, this one costs a bit more, but we know it is worth it.
Oh, and please be a groovy hasher and only order one bundle. We can’t set limits on how many items a person can buy, only how many will be made available. So if you order more than one, your order will be cancelled, your money will be refunded and you will not be able to purchase this awesome secret item at all.
Our shipping method charges the same price if we ship you a bag of air or 20 pounds of dirt and we can fit three things into the bag, so we’ve made this bundle for you to choose your own and save some cash.
P.S. No, we will not mail you 20 pounds of dirt. Get your own.
Pick 1 Malört H3 T-Shirt, 1 Malört H3 Tin Mug and 1 Malört H3 Super Secret Tumbler and save money!
What is the Super Secret Tumbler? We can’t show you (but if you squint real hard, take a shot or two of the unusual liquid, you may just be able to see it). Many hash designs tiptoe up to the line of copyright. This one, well… let’s just say only 25 of these tumblers will ever be sold. Ever. After they’re sold, that’s it. No more will be sold, this listing will be deleted and the whole thing will never be spoken of again. We will say it took Black Snake 3 days of videoing a certain bottle from multiple angles, then taking that video into Photoshop and hitting copy/paste over 8,000 times to make this design. Like all things limited edition, this one costs a bit more, but we know it is worth it.
Oh, and please be a groovy hasher and only order one bundle. We can’t set limits on how many items a person can buy, only how many will be made available. So if you order more than one, your order will be cancelled, your money will be refunded and you will not be able to purchase this awesome secret item at all.
Our shipping method charges the same price if we ship you a bag of air or 20 pounds of dirt and we can fit three things into the bag, so we’ve made this bundle for you to choose your own and save some cash.
P.S. No, we will not mail you 20 pounds of dirt. Get your own.